So today is our 4th wedding anniversary (pause for applause…thank you – please be seated). We had a lovely lunch at our favorite spot where we enjoyed some wine and even cake. Huzzah!
Why, you may ask, would a wild girl like Danger Puppy have even married nerdy Doctor Chaos Boy? Let me direct your attention to Exhibit A (okay, it’s the only exhibit):
Ten minutes ago in the parking lot at 7-11 (pronounced “sebben lebben”)
CB: So what do you want? A Karen Carpenter?
DP: <laughing> Yep.
He totally pulled that one out of his ass, but I knew right away that “Karen Carpenter” was Chaos-Speak for “diet suicide.”
And now you understand.