First, we’d like to say a quick “Thank you!” to everyone reading our blog. Whether you’re a friend, family, or a stranger somewhere across the globe, we love having you join us here for some laughs. We’ve had readers from 5 continents this month. We’ve yet to crack South America or Antarctica. We’re not gonna lie: we’re seriously thinking about some fish related posts to court the penguin vote.
Next, we’d like to offer an apology to one of our readers, Winky the House Elf. We weren’t even sure she was a reader until she came downstairs last night and said, “I just read your blog. Wow, Dad.” Much like myself, she didn’t think Chaos Boy should have told that story. Look at it this way, Winky: as long as he doesn’t start telling stories about us farting, it’s all good.
Finally (and completely unrelated) we would like to point out to the “cheftestant” on Top Chef who made “vegetable ceviche” a couple of weeks ago that what he really made was a slaw with a douche chaser.
That is all.