So I was sitting at the dining table cutting out a pattern (yes, I sew…ish) when I got a text message from a wrong number. The naughty puppy in me just couldn’t resist…
Texter: Where you guys at?
Danger Puppy: Cici’s house. U comin?
T: Im at your house
DP: Well we @ Cici’s
T: Who is Cici?
DP: My mama’s cousin. You comin? 5801 University
<That’s the address of Cici’s Pizza. Because I’m hilarious and a planner.>
T: Your son’s here. Cruzi just opened up the house. Angelina says shes walking back from doing laundry so i guess i will wait here.
<Being the good pup that I am and not wanting to get some poor guy in trouble…>
DP: I ain’t got no kid. Who is this? DeShawn?
T: Then i have you in as the wrong contact. This is melissa. Whos this?
DP: This is Lamont. I don’t know you girl. Peace.
<Yes. I said “Lamont.” That’s my standard dude alias. What’s yours?>