Pretty Woman?

Chaos Boy cashed a check we got in the mail and gave me the money as he was leaving to teach class tonight. By “gave” I mean “tossed $500 in cash in my lap and walked away.” My response: “Now I know how a prostitute feels.” CB: “And a high class one because that’s well above the going rate.”

How do you get blood…I mean red wine…off of money?

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2 thoughts on “Pretty Woman?

  1. Well dear you don’t. You spend the red wine soaked bills with swagger like you own the place because the sales people are gonna look and like DAFUQ?

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