The Real Breakfast of Champions

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I made Chaos Boy a boy-fest (aka “breakfast”) of Greek yogurt, Cheerios, and banana. The bowl was super full of this pink goodness, and CB, who had just dressed for work in jeans and a bright pink shirt with a stylin’ bowtie, was doing his best to mix everything together without spilling it in his lap or, even worse, on the loveseat. He was not successful.

CB: SHIT!

DP: At least it’s on your jeans and not your shirt.

CB: True.

DP: Since it’s pink it’ll look like fairy jizz when it dries.

CB: Or as we fairies like to call it, “jizz.”

I am still laughing! 🙂

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